WHIPOFF.

HYDROILX™ pH-NEUTRAL CAR SHAMPOO

WHIPOFF.

For the ones who park far away,
and look back.

01 / A love letter to wash day

Anyone can clean a car.This is for the ones whoturn around after parking— just to look.

Whipoff is a pH-neutral, coating-safe shampoo built around one idea: the wash isn’t a chore. It’s the hour your week finally goes quiet. Two buckets. Thick foam. Water sheeting off the panels in one clean sweep. That’s the whole religion.

02 / The Hydroilx™ formula

Numbers you can quote
at Cars & Coffee.

02468101214
0.0 pHDEAD NEUTRAL — COATINGS UNTOUCHED
020406080100
0 % FOAMDENSE, CLINGING, SLOW-COLLAPSE
0.00.20.40.60.81.0
µ 0.00SLIP POLYMERS — NEAR-ZERO DRAG
CHEMISTRY
pH-neutral surfactant blend, Hydroilx™ slip polymers
DILUTION
1 : 256 — 19 ml per 5 L bucket
SAFE ON
wax · sealant · ceramic · PPF · vinyl
CUTS
traffic film, bug residue, a fortnight of neglect
LEAVES
nothing. zero residue, zero water spots

03 / The Gloss Lab

Drag the light
across the paint.

Dirt scatters light. Gloss lines it up. Slide from two weeks of road film to a Whipoff finish — and watch the reflection snap into focus.

19 GUROAD FILM
FILTHYWHIPOFF’D

04 / The Sunday ritual

Four steps.
One quiet hour.

Pre-rinse

Knock the grit down before anything touches paint. Top to bottom, arm’s length, no hurry.

TIP — LET WATER GO FIRST.

Two buckets

One washes. One rinses your mitt. The grit stays in bucket two — never back on the car.

TIP — 19 ML IN 5 L. THAT’S IT.

Top down

Roof first. Panels get dirtier the lower you go, and gravity is on your side for once.

TIP — STRAIGHT LINES, LIGHT HANDS.

Rinse & dry

Sheet the water off in one open-hose pass, then a plush towel — patted, never dragged.

TIP — CHASE DRIPS OFF THE MIRRORS.

Whipoff Gloss Wash bottle
Batch № 047 — bottled 06 / 2026

05 / The shop

Whipoff Gloss Wash

One formula. Three sizes. Zero excuses left.

4.8 — 1,204 LOGBOOK ENTRIES
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Dilution math — your bucket

5 L bucket → 19 ML dose → ₹18 / wash

The slick, high-foam Hydroilx™ gloss wash that lifts a fortnight of road film — and leaves your wax and ceramic dead untouched.

Ingredients & specs
Biodegradable surfactants, Hydroilx™ slip polymers, pH 6.5–7. 518 ml — makes up to ~25 washes at 1:256 dilution. Vegan, never tested on animals.
Shipping & returns
Free delivery across India over ₹999, dispatched same day on orders before 2pm. 30-day returns on unopened bottles, no questions asked.

06 / From the logbook

Owners’ notes,
unedited.

ENTRY № 0847 — PUNE

“Foam so thick I briefly lost the mitt.”

ARJUN M. · ’19 POLO GT TSI

ENTRY № 0912 — GURGAON

“My detailer asked what I switched to. I told him nothing.”

KABIR S. · ’22 911 CARRERA S

ENTRY № 1044 — KOCHI

“Wash day went from chore to therapy. My neighbours are concerned.”

MEERA D. · ’17 ABARTH PUNTO

ENTRY № 1108 — BENGALURU

“Water sheets off like the car is embarrassed to be wet.”

DEV P. · ’23 INTERCEPTOR 650

07 / Fine print

Asked, answered.

Will it strip my ceramic coating or wax?

No. At pH 6.9 the formula is dead-neutral — it lifts film and grime without touching cured coatings, sealants, or wax. It’s the shampoo detailers use between maintenance washes.

How much do I actually use?

1:256 — about 19 ml in a 5 L bucket. The cap doubles as a measure. A 500 ml bottle is roughly 26 washes; the 2 L is a season and a half.

Does it work in a foam cannon?

Beautifully. Run 1:10 in the canister and it throws a dense, slow-collapsing blanket. Rinse-safe on glass and trim.

Shipping & returns?

Free shipping across India over ₹999. Orders before 2 PM IST ship the same day. Unopened bottles return free within 30 days — no questions, no forms in triplicate.